so it goes.

I compiled these last year when OoTP first came out. Below the cut are canon quotes from Harry Potter that screams slash. Honestly there's no way HP is a children's book.

PS: And brownine points goes to anyone who can tell me where each quote comes from (what book and scene, etc). It's amazing what the mind can do when you take it into the gutter. =P



"Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig," said Snape, giving Harry the look of loathing he always reserved just for him.
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"Let's do it tonight." – Harry to Ron.

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“Vengeance is very sweet," Snape breathed at Black, "How I hoped I would be the one to catch you..."

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He had not been near Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore's speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his wand under his robes.

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Malfoy was on all fours, banging the ground with his fist.

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“Filch'll have me there all night,” said Ron heavily.

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Harry swerved out of the way, one idea firmly lodged in his numb brain: “Get to Malfoy.”
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"The Shrieking Shack was never haunted... The screams and howls the villagers used to hear were made by me." – Lupin.
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“Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me... They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
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"Nobody would know, Harry," said Bagman, winking at him.
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Wondering what Malfoy was going to show them, Harry and Ron sat down, doing there best to look at home.
He thrust it under Ron's nose. 'That'll give you a laugh,' he said.
Harry saw Ron's eyes widen in shock.
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'Harry, Harry, Harry,' said Lockhart, reaching out and grasping his shoulder. 'I understand. Natural to want a bit more once you've had that first taste.'
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'I DON'T BELIEVE IT!' Hermione screamed.
Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor, and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. 'You--you--'
'Hermione--'
'--you and him!'
'Hermione, calm down--'
'I didn't tell anyone!' Hermione shrieked. 'I've been covering up for you--'
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"I'm not complaining or anything" - he got gingerly to his feet, rubbing his backside - "but I'm aching all over."
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‘Make it move,’ he whined at his father.
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Then he turned to look at Ron, who was watching him almost nervously, as though waiting for his opinion.
'It's a bit small,' said Ron quickly.
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Mr Weasley had thrown himself at Mr Malfoy, knocking him backwards into a bookshelf.
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‘There’s – got – to – be – a – short – cut,’ Ron panted.
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‘Oh, how silly we’ve all been!’ Malfoy sneered. ‘We should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess!’
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As Professor Lupin came in and made to close the door behind him, Snape said, ‘Leave it open, Lupin. I’d rather not witness this.’
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Snape set the smoking goblet down, his eyes wandering between Harry and Lupin.
‘I was just showing Harry my Grindylow,’ said Lupin pleasantly.
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(Mr. Ollivander) It's in fine condition... you treat it regularly?
'Polished it last night,' said Cedric, grinning.
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He waited, every fibre of his being hoping, praying... if it hadn't worked... if it wasn't coming...
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"... I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy..."
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'Put - it - away!' Uncle Vernon snarled into Harry's ear. 'Now! Before - anyone - sees!'
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It was over in two breathless, desperate, windswept seconds - Harry's fingers closed around the tiny, struggling ball - Malfoy's fingernails scrabbled the back of Harry's hand hopelessly.
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'You think you're such a big man, Potter,' said Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and Goyle flanking him. 'You wait. I'll have you.'
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"A lot of wizards think it's a waste of time, knowing this sort of Muggle trick," said Fred, "but we feel they're skills worth learning, even if they are a bit slow."
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“A bit more," panted Fred, who was pulling from inside the car. "One good push --"
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"I'm getting there, Sirius, I'm getting there..." - Lupin
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"Give me a reason," he whispered. "Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will." – Snape
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"Gave you the bug. You got onto the front page of the paper with me and you couldn't wait to do it again." – Lockhart
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All the time he spoke, Riddle's eyes never left Harry's face. There was an almost hungry look in them.
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"We'll get it," said Fred at once. Winking at Harry, he and George left the room.
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"Did he eat it?" said Fred excitedly, holding out a hand to pull Harry to his feet.
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"It's nothing, Molly," mumbled Mr. Weasley, "Fred and George just -- but I've had words with them --"
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"We've been hearing explosions out of their rooms for ages, but we never thought they were actually making things," said Ginny.
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[Harry] felt a hand grope inside the chest pocket of his robes and remove the wand.
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He was as deeply immersed in the OWL paper as ever, which left Harry free to sit down on the grass between the beech and the bushes and watch the foursome under the tree.
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Harry slit open the scroll as he hurried toward them and found five words in Sirius’s handwriting: Today, same time, same place.
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”I let you sleep in my bed!” – Ron to Peter
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'Sirius, NO!' Lupin yelled... 'WAIT! You can't do it just like that - they need to understand - we've got to explain –‘
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He felt as though a wonderful treat had been snatched from him at the very last moment... he had got so close that time...
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(Tom Felton talks about Dan. :P)
“We're not really enemies... we love each other, really.”
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Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defense against external penetration?
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